Here’s how I know I am growing: I am uncomfortable. That’s why I resist it so much! I have heard it said that the 12 steps is a “Million Dollar” program. Well, people like me get it jammed up our assess one nickel at a time!!
My ego so fat…..
The back of its neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
When my ego runs, friction causes its thighs to catch fire!
I am so sensitive, you just hurt my feelings
It’s all about ME, right? I mean let’s face it, how can it not be all about me because I am so smart and handsome and smart too…..stop looking at me
The New Guy at my job
Being the new guy at my job, I feel like the character on SNL; you know, the “Makin Copies” guy? I am always trying to connect with people so they will like me, but never really succeeding, because I try too hard and just end up scaring them!
Thank God I am going to a meeting today!!